Minutes of Dating

Time: 4-5 p.m on a cloudy Friday
Location: Awww! Park for lovers
Topic: Activities for Saturday
Members Present: Boy and Girl (other couples in the vicinity not taken into consideration)


Breakfast in Bed
Boy to get breakfast for girl while she is in bed. Breakfast should be brought before she opens her eyes next morning. (Gayaa re!!What if she doesn't sleep whole night?)
Girl to act surprised. “You are so sweet!!Did you make this all by yourself?”
Boy to say “No dear!! After you slept last night, I went to a hotel and managed to get some leftovers. I just heated them up”.

Movie in the afternoon
Boy and girl to watch Indian Superman (duh!) Krish in the afternoon.
Boy to become superman after the movie. Girl doesn't become superwoman. She stays the boy's lover.

Drop girl home after dinner
Boy to drop girl home after dinner. Not superman style because boy becomes superman for only two hours after the movie
Girl to give him a parting peck on the cheek (note: cheek) and say “ I miss you so much!!Wish I could stay with you tonight”, to which the guy has to reply “ You know that's not possible! Hitler (nickname of Boy's dad) and Jayalalitha (nickname of Boy's mum) are back tonight.



Deliverables
To whom?
By whom?
By when?
Headache
Girl's dad
Boy
Starting Saturday night
Heartache


Earthquake
Girl's mum


Boy's mum & dad
Boy


Boy or girl or both
Starting Saturday night


Starting Sunday Morning*


* News will not revealed to Boy's parents on Saturday evening because they will be exhausted after their journey.